Saturday, October 11, 2008

The Tickle-Me Elmo Shortage was Only a Drill

"Mail rooms all over the country are fast becoming our first line of defense--that is, if saying, 'Keep an eye out for anything weird in there, Jerry,' a first line of defense. ...Judging from the calm exhibited by the people of this country during the Tickle-Me Elmo Shortage..well, I'm uh sure we'll be just fine."

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